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Trying to extend my asshole

Posted by WillPostForFood - November 17th, 2007


I'm making an attempt at extending my asshole out at least 8 inches. I shove a ruler (cut off at the eighth inch) into my ass, and attempt to pry the entire thing directly across in my ass. So far I'm half way there.

Anyone got some tips? Pics later maybe.


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I believe there was an interview with the goatse guy who described how he stretched it like that. You should consult that.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk. I've heard of and seen weirder things.

...*Coughs* Um...Uh...Nice!

*Vomits*

...................... *barfs*

O.o

Well, everyone's got there own hobbies.......*vomits*(well what did you expect me to do, go on with my day like everything is normal?)

What

the

fuck

good luck with that

you

used

to..

be..

cool.

WTF?!?
I HOPE U DIE.

im going to use the end of that hammer to sex up your tiny butthole while making your mom lick it.

I raffed.

make flash

i reckon you can shove a glass jar up your ass and shit it out a few times to get to the 8 inch mark. and yeah there is a video on EFUKT the site, that guys asshole looks like its a good 6 inches...... and he used a jar......... and it kind of broke inside of his ass........ 1 guy 1 cup. hahahahhaha

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