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I'm making an attempt at extending my asshole out at least 8 inches. I shove a ruler (cut off at the eighth inch) into my ass, and attempt to pry the entire thing directly across in my ass. So far I'm half way there.

Anyone got some tips? Pics later maybe.

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22 Comments

Nov. 17, 2007 | 4:24 PM Masquatto says:

I believe there was an interview with the goatse guy who described how he stretched it like that. You should consult that.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 4:45 PM Kurt-1 says:

Well... my lord.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 4:57 PM Wildcard5 says:

Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk. I've heard of and seen weirder things.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 5:05 PM Oxymaniac says:

...*Coughs* Um...Uh...Nice!

*Vomits*

Nov. 17, 2007 | 5:24 PM SaltshakerClock says:

...................... *barfs*

Nov. 17, 2007 | 6:39 PM SenorMK1 says:

O.o

Nov. 17, 2007 | 7:53 PM Tomajko says:

Well, everyone's got there own hobbies.......*vomits*(well what did you expect me to do, go on with my day like everything is normal?)

Nov. 17, 2007 | 8:05 PM silentkat says:

What

Nov. 17, 2007 | 8:05 PM silentkat says:

the

Nov. 17, 2007 | 8:06 PM silentkat says:

fuck

Dec. 24, 2007 | 7:36 PM s0undatr0n says:

good luck with that

Dec. 30, 2007 | 6:15 PM Shaun says:

you

Dec. 30, 2007 | 6:15 PM Shaun says:

used

Dec. 30, 2007 | 6:16 PM Shaun says:

to..

Dec. 30, 2007 | 6:16 PM Shaun says:

be..

Dec. 30, 2007 | 6:16 PM Shaun says:

cool.

Feb. 25, 2008 | 7:25 PM flamewave says:

WTF?!?
I HOPE U DIE.

Feb. 26, 2008 | 10:34 PM WhiteKingdom says:

im going to use the end of that hammer to sex up your tiny butthole while making your mom lick it.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 9:20 AM DomesticTerrorist says:

I raffed.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 9:38 AM s0und says:

make flash

Nov. 3, 2008 | 12:49 PM MudkipsPiano says:

Next step? A flat screen TV. Just keep it in for a month or two and resist eating fibers.

Dec. 24, 2009 | 6:50 PM BuryYourFace says:

i reckon you can shove a glass jar up your ass and shit it out a few times to get to the 8 inch mark. and yeah there is a video on EFUKT the site, that guys asshole looks like its a good 6 inches...... and he used a jar......... and it kind of broke inside of his ass........ 1 guy 1 cup. hahahahhaha